Having a car in Hoboken sometimes feels like a luxury…especially when you need to make a trip to Home Goods or Walmart {although we really never recommend going to Walmart, it’s the worst…even though they do have toothpaste for half the price of what you’d normally buy it}. However, with the luxury of a car sometimes comes with the internal (or external, depending on your level of road rage) monologue that can cause quite the unrest. Put some people behind the wheel of a car and watch them go from Polite Polly to Theresa Giudice circa season one of RHONJ. Not saying this is everyone, but we’re sharing a few of the thoughts (via gifs) that perfectly describe driving and parking in Hoboken.
When someone doesn’t let you merge even though it’s your turn.
But then you let them go, because who cares.
When someone beeps at you — as the light turns green…when you’re about to press the gas.
When there’s no traffic on 495 and the Hoboken exit is clear.